December 2011
Chase: Back home, I keep a few (guns) for hunting 'roos.
Adams: You hunt kangaroos?? ...but they're so cute?
*pause*
Chase: ...they're also delicious.
Wilson: You like everything dangerous. Monster trucks, motorcycles, fireworks-
House: Everyone loves fireworks!
Wilson: Watching them...not making them.
November 2011
Read this news story about a flying squirrel that... →
omg the title hahahaha
Straight up just bit off a chunk of paper from my...
WTF there is no way my favorite professor in the...
Anyone from De Anza
My registration is on Thursday and I still have no idea how I’m gonna complete Arts&Humanities. Any recommendations on courses/professors?
Dear God, please minimal essay writing.
That moment when one of your body parts fall...
ayealiya:
badboydrd:
And it feels like this afterwards:
OH MY
THERE IS ACTUALLY A GIF FOR WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE
PERFECT GIF IS PERFECT
HOLY CRAP, THIS IS MY LIFE
That’s static you fool. [Can’t tell if being sarcastic or just stupid.]
So Many Dumb Arguments Right Now
amouthygirl:
If you want to smoke, do so and don’t bag on those who are against it.
If you don’t want to smoke, then don’t and leave people alone who choose to. Quit being the annoying fuckass who has to rag on everyone for their fucking life decisions.
If you want to be vegan, then do it. Don’t flaunt your reasons around and act like an elitist prick like you’re better than everyone else.
...
One Life = 1.5 billion heartbeats →
Now my question is: do animals that have a much faster heart rate have a quicker perception of time?
“No, vertigo is something other than the fear of falling. It is the voice of the...”
– Kundera
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This is an old one. 9/11/11
Start. At about 7 or 8PM, around sunset, my roomates and I went out. We walked out of the house and walked to a shady apartment building. One of my roommates had an apartment there so he unlocked the door and we went in. There were at least 5 people already inside. I sat on the bed and watched as my friend injected herself with a relaxant to prevent an adrenaline response. She was the bait. We...
incenses:
”I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them that no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and you saw them crying in their bed at night or singing to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street and even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think after seeing them at...
Football 60 yard punt return touchdown + rage...
4gifs:
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11/26/11 12pm-10am
The world was different then ours. This world bent to every whim, every possibility of each person’snow imagination. I remember wanting to move from Point A to Point B. I knew that if I wanted to, I could make a helicopter appear and fly to Point B (Yes, that is probably GTA IV talking). But I didn’t. I took the train, because somehow, in this world, everyone had acquired a virus that always...
I’m gonna start posting my dreams now, because they are getting way to fucking vivid.
Sometimes I'm not sure if I desperately miss...
Love
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American Police Are So Brutal that the Egyptian... →
doseofdna:
Two people were killed in Cairo and Alexandria this weekend as Egyptian activists took the streets to protest the military’s attempts to maintain its grip on power. And guess how the state is justifying its deadly crackdown. “We saw the firm stance the US took against OWS people & the German govt against green protesters to secure the state,” an Egyptian state television anchor...
Stayed up till 5am last night. Gonna have a quick...
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Distance
People constantly fault me for not liking them evident to the fact that I rarely talk to them. Get it in your head that I rarely talk to anybody. The fact that I initiate conversations with you at all should alleviate your feelings of distance with me. I’m sorry that it doesn’t because you need a close friendship. You can’t change the fact that anyone I talk to at all is...
