March 2012
A wizard approaches you and offers you one of 10...
A pot that can produce 1,000 kilograms of any food per day.
A bracelet that keeps weather perfect wherever you go and within a 250 kilometre radius.
A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge without having to read them.
An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re gay), however, it cannot be used...
Just saw 2 cop cars cleaning up a on accident on De Anza. Drive carefully guys; the coefficient of friction of wet asphalt to wet tires is wayy less than dry asphalt to dry tires.
Money isn't everything.
staypozitive:
it can buy a bed, but not sleep
it can buy a clock, but not time
it can buy a book, but not knowledge
it can buy a position, but not respect
it can buy medicine, but not health
it can buy blood, but not life
it can buy sex, but not love
Hey, it's great that ABC News is giving Dharun...
It’s a great day. I’ll find my shitty sneakers and go for a puddle-jumping run.
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Things You Learn After Your First Heartbreak →
You learn not to assume things. You learn not to assume that the day you spent together in bed and took photos of each other against that white wall was important to both of you. In reality, only one of you will ever care about that day. Only one of you will flinch when you see the white wall again. The other person will forget it ever happened. You’ll have to remind them, years later when you...
Before YOLO, did all you people just think you had multiple lives?
