May 2012
dramaddict:
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
why didn’t I think of this first…
“People eat meat and think they will become as strong as an ox, forgetting that...”
– Pino Caruso (via world-realities)
“At 7:35 A.M, you lay your tired body on mine
before peeling off, like a slow...”
– Megan Falley, “What the Hour Hand Said to the Minute Hand” (via larmoyante)
awwww
I’d rather live next to a nuclear power plant than use groundwater near a fracking site.
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Dear Class of 2012:
Allow me to be the first one not to congratulate you. Through exertions that—let’s be honest—were probably less than heroic, most of you have spent the last few years getting inflated grades in useless subjects in order to obtain a debased degree. Now you’re entering a lousy economy, courtesy of the very president whom you, as freshmen, voted for with such...
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Scumbag protestors:
Provokes police response.
“This is what a police state looks like.”
Oakland (CA) Police Summarily Execute 18-Year-Old... →
OAKLAND — A Skyline High School senior is dead after Oakland police profiled and opened fire on him.
The summary execution of 18-year-old Alan Dwayne Blueford happened near 90th Avenue and Birch Street in Oakland early Sunday morning. Mr. Blueford and two friends were standing outside waiting for some young lady friends to come pick them up. According to Oakland police, two of their cops...
Veterans return medals at NATO summit →
fuckyeahmarxismleninism:
CHICAGO — Chanting “N-A-T-O, NATO has got to go,” rows of veterans marched in formation Sunday leading thousands in an anti-war protest as world leaders gathered here for a two-day NATO summit.
Upon arrival near the convention center where the summit is taking place, one veteran threw his medals on the road, calling them symbols of lies. ”I choose human life over war,”...
The existence of a higher being is a curious question with no answer. I’m not saying we don’t know the answer; it’s that there isn’t one. Not perceivable to our silly earthly brains anyways. My point is why bother worrying about something that won’t solve any problems. In any case, my new god is Thor, because holy shit Avengers, that’s why.
